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Hab mal in meiner K\u00fcchenschublade gekruscht und Messerscharfes gefunden. Lange spitze Messer, die auch noch gut schneiden. Mit dem ganz gro\u00dfen stech ich in einen K\u00fcrbis und zerteile ihn. Gef\u00e4hrlich nicht wahr? Ist ja eine richtige Stichwaffe. Da hat der K\u00fcrbis keine Chance.
Bin am \u00fcberlegen, mich von meinen gro\u00dfen Messern zu trennen, wenn – ja wenn das durchgeht was auf „ZEIT ONLINE“ zu lesen ist: „Gr\u00fcne unterst\u00fctzen Vorschlag einer „Abwrackpr\u00e4mie“ f\u00fcr Messer“
Die Polizeigewerkschaft machte den Vorschlag: Messer abgeben und daf\u00fcr ein Jahr umsonst Netflix. Glaube das Angebot richtet sich an Kriminelle. Ich bin ja quasi Kriminell, da ich nicht die C-Injektion habe und in sehr vielen Dingen eine andere Meinung vertrete als die „Oberen“ hier in diesem Land. Vielleicht falle ich unter den Delegitimierungsstraftatbestand. Supi.
K\u00f6nnte dann mein K\u00fcchenmesser abgeben und kostenlos Netflix gucken. Vielleicht gibt es f\u00fcr das zweite gro\u00dfe Messer Disney Plus. Der Sch\u00e4ler z\u00e4hlt sicher auch als Stichwaffe. F\u00fcr Amazon Prime w\u00fcrd ich mich von dem trennen.
Zum K\u00fcrbisschlachten benutze ich dann die Stichs\u00e4ge. Approps STICHs\u00e4ge…


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Hab mal in meiner K\u00fcchenschublade gekruscht und Messerscharfes gefunden. Lange spitze Messer, die auch noch gut schneiden. Mit dem ganz gro\u00dfen stech ich in einen K\u00fcrbis und zerteile ihn. Gef\u00e4hrlich nicht wahr? Ist ja eine richtige Stichwaffe. Da hat der K\u00fcrbis keine Chance. 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